To Bean or Not to Bean?

July 27th, 2010

This looks all wrong, I know.

I mean, where are the beans, right? Oh, to bean or not to bean?  It has become a very complex question.   Do you suppose that bean is a metaphor?

I hope I haven’t lost you forever. So very much has happened while I’ve been away, of course it has, for you and for me.   The fresh bocquerones and hot tortilla de patatas under the up-lit shadow of Gaudi’s magnificent Casa Mila have changed me forever.  Likewise, those last droplets of lime gelato spooned up within spray-shot of the Trevi Fountain, and the Limoncello and still-warm goat’s- milk mozzarella nibbled under olive-laden trees in Sorrento.  Then there was the clotted cream smeared onto lemon scones under the wing of Brecon Castle in Wales (don’t tell my wife we did this, my uncle-in-law whispered to Simon and me as we swallowed the last morsels).  The pub crawl, that changed me too. Like the Eskimos and their snow, the Brits have a diverse lexicon that revolves around what happens in pubs in the hours just before the sun comes up.  At 4 a.m., in the 400-year-old Ye Olde White Lion pub in Congleton, over the final sips of a 4-Horns Exmoor Golden Ale, I saw a guy get bottled.  At the moment that skull shattered glass, the warm beer slid down my raw throat, pulsing and burning in time to the raucous cheering. Surely though, it was more surreal for me than for the man who got smashed -  he appeared to be rather accustomed to it.

And then there was Reblochon in Cannes. Oh Reblochon, thy name is as smooth and dreamy as thy mouthfeel. There is nothing – nothing  at all —  like it in the States. Reblochon has ruined my expectations for cheese forever.

And of course there were the many magnificent things we did and saw and said and suffered and savored, so many, that had nothing to do with food.  I won’t tell you all about it right now.  I’ve got a lot of making up to do.

Did I mention that I’ve gotten married?  But I’m keeping my name:  Becky and the Beanstock.

Right, then.  So what will we be doing here now?  Not terribly long ago, Mark Bittman asked his readers to think about why they cook.  Bloggers all over the world answered the question, and some of the answers were insightful and surprising (I’ve only been half away. I’m still reading what you’re up to).  Naturally, every last answer was about the food — the tastes, the sharing of meals, the scents that rose up, the celebration, even the pursuit.

Me?  I cook so that I write.   All the inspiration I need bubbles to life in the kitchen and leaks its way to some canvas or other.  For me, cooking is the surest path to writing.

Writing, on the other hand, is the surest way to get everything else done. It’s always this tug and push, creatively speaking, and I think it’s safe to say that this is the case for all creative reaching. So be patient with me. If it were just about the food it would be easy.

You’ll probably be seeing a lot of Pastor-ized cheese here – made with unpasteurized milk, of course.  (“Pastor” is my last name, in case you didn’t realize. I’m keeping that too).   Over the last year I’ve been dabbling in home-crafted cheese – mozz and ricotta, sure, but also feta, cheddar, even brie and Stilton. Yes, you’ve got me.  I’m inching my way toward Reblochon. But it’s more than making what I cannot find in the store:  these ancient preservation rituals, discovered by accident, feel somehow like rare accomplishments when carried out against the backdrop of modern life. And that’s the point I’m getting to.

Foodists are the new conservationists.  And I guess in that way, the common thread here has never changed.   I offer this site, then, as an open love letter —  told in a series of food parables — to tradition, to the natural world, and to the private rituals and the shared celebrations we use to conserve the great diversity of food that shapes our social, cultural and emotional identity. If I could write it all by hand for you onto tattered notebook linen, I would. And if I could explain it any better, I’d do that too, but it’s time to quit talking and just jump back in.

So let’s save what we love, shall we? To the kitchen then.

Cultured and Refined: Creme Fraiche the French Way

In a past post, I talked about making crème fraiche with cream and buttermilk. It’s simple enough, and the result is satisfying.  But it’s just as easy to make it using cheese culture, and what this gives you — a sweet, pleasantly sour, mildly tangy and well-structured cream that holds its shape on a spoon – is well worth tracking down the culture.

Anyway, that’s easy too, now that the internet has brought the world’s spice trading markets to our home kitchens. Online I get my cheese making supplies from Steve Shapson, the Gourmet Cheesehead himself, but there are many other places too. At home, I get supplies from our local goat keeper.    No matter where you are, I won’t be surprised if you have a local goatherd too that will sell you some citric acid and a sprinkle of lipase. Ask around.

If you’re going to make cheese at home, you’ll have to have some patience, and crème fraiche is a fine place to start. If you’re like me, you’ll want to take the lid off and  look inside the jar where the crème fraiche is gently ripening. It’s better if you don’t. I find that when I can restrain myself, the finished cream is better balanced. It’s a hard thing to describe, but I’ll guess that it’s because the temperature stays more constant and the crème remains undisturbed during its transformation.

A word on dairy cultures.   When you buy them from a reputable source, you can trust that they’ve been handled properly, which ensures both their vigor and their strain.  This is important because cultures all look pretty much the same (see the first photo in this post, for an example), but blue cheese culture doesn’t work well, say, in cheddar.  In cheese making, culture is used to gently acidify the milk by turning sugar into lactic acid (breaking the acids down into smaller and smaller particles as a cheese ages, which increases flavor).  There are many varieties of culture, and the one you use will largely determine the flavor of your cheese – or crème fraiche, or yogurt.  You can store them, frozen, for two years.

Homemade Crème Fraiche:


This, of course, is not a made-up-at-home recipe. No, I believe this one was invented in the early 1700s, and most recently transcribed by Ricki Carroll in her incredibly useful book, Home Cheese Making.

Ingredients:

1 quart *unpasteurized cream or half and half
1 packet crème fraiche starter culture

*the quality of the milk you use is very important. In unpasteurized milk, the live active cultures needed for curdling have not been sterilized out of the milk. I’ll get more into this when we try our hand at cheese, but for now, if you can’t get un then you can make do with lightly pasteurized.

In a stainless steel pot, slowly heat cream to 86 degrees. Sprinkle the starter on the top of the cream, let it sit for a minute to rehydrate, then stir it in with an up and down motion, stirring for about 1 minute.

Transfer mixture to a glass jar with a lid. Place lid on jar and allow cream to sit at a warm  room temperature, about 72 degrees, for 12 hours or until thickened.   It is now ready to use and will keep for a week in the refrigerator.

And you’re going to need some really good crème fraiche next time, when we make these:

Food Means Never Saying Sorry

September 9th, 2009

cheese pretzels2

Not for the food, anyway.

Simon tells me that I can’t do this. He says it’s unacceptable to egg you on with two separate posts about how I’m going to embarrass myself – and ask you to make bread dough, even – and then leave you hanging. What Simon says is gospel, but even if his name were Miles it would still be true — I really do owe you an apology.

Would it help to know some back story? Things like I just started teaching an intensive, short-semester writing course, and two classes in I’m inundated with papers to grade? My fault, I realize, but there’s really no way around that.  Or how about that when my class ends Simon and I are hopping on a plane to England, and after visiting Simon’s family, the Tate Modern, the largest bookstore in the world and the best fish and chips on the planet, we’ll head to Spain and Italy.  Someplace along those travels we’re getting hitched, and then we’ll come back and throw a big, if not entirely traditional, reception.  That’s really what’s distracting me from you, dear readers. I’ve really missed you.

Let’s recap then. Last time on BABS, Beanstock showed you how to make your own curiously sweet and nicely spicy mustard, and then off-handedly instructed you to throw some no-knead dough in the refrigerator (where perhaps it still sit. Very sorry about that).  Then she offered that any day now she was going to publicly hand back her foodie badge.

Shall we do it then? Do you even care anymore? Here it is:

row of pigs

Probably never thought you’d be staring down a plate of hot dogs on a vegetarian, know-your-food, heirloom bean and culinary biodiversity website. Worst part is, you’re not exactly.  No, it gets more embarrassing.

This is faux meat. Maybe those of you who are not vegetarian can tell just by looking (I think the white balance was off on the camera….) but it’s been 20 years since I’ve eaten meat and so Morningstar’s Veggie Italian Sausage wraps up pretty well in a blanket to me. Hey, vegetarians need junk food too! When you add good (but not too good) brick or cheddar cheese, a gourmet mustard, and chunks of course salt, the total package is really tasty and just ballpark enough.  I’m slightly embarrassed to be claiming this dish publicly, but I won’t apologize for it.

Anyway, there probably is some manner of bean in the mash.

Morningstar ingredients are probably genetically modified, grown without a thought towards sustainability and shipped across the world (though I don’t know this for certain), but when I’m craving easy, mindless, low-carb food it does the trick for me. You should know though that these Italian-style sausages are very heavy on the fennel, so if you can’t stomach that then go for the black bean burgers instead.

Needless to say, Lucy was very disappointed in me, but she dutifully offered up a wine pairing anyway. And in fact, what she had to say might very well redeem me, if there is salvation by association. And don’t forget, there’s always beer!

sausage in dough

Lucy writes: The thing about wine is that it loves fat.  The acidity and tannins of wine were made to soften the edges of anything rich and meaty.  Indeed, the very thing that clogs our arteries and expands our waistlines melds magically with anything from the vine. With this in mind, for those who decide to throw caution and solid medical advice to the wind, and make this with real sausage, I would recommend Barbera, a fantastic and overlooked Italian red varietal, or a New World (preferably Washington) Merlot.

If you must eschew the pleasures of flesh, I would suggest a crisp white that will not compete with the fennel and mustard flavors.  Vernaccia di San Gimignano is a Tuscan white that works well with fennel and is easily found at most larger wine shops.  White Bordeaux would also be quite delicious.  No need to spring for a headliner bottle.  Simple bottles of White Bordeaux may be found for well under $15.The best pairing of all, however, will work for both carnivore and vegetarian alike.  Any rose, although a softer rose of Pinot Noir would be my suggestion, will provide enough heft, but not clash with the strong flavors.

Before I deliver the recipe, I want to let you know that since I’ve got this wedding thing going on, I could be spotty here for the next several weeks. But I’m still reading your blogs, and still planning food to share with you.  Even better – I already know what we’ll be eating next time, and it’s got tepary beans in it. See you soon!

The Recipe:
Vegetarian Pigs in Pretzel Dough Blankets

4 servings

A batch of no-knead bread dough
4 Morningstar Veggie Italian Sausages
4-5 ounces Brick cheese (cheddar works well too, and goat cheese complements the fennel)
Curiously Sweet and Nicely Spicy mustard (or another of your liking)
A large kettle of water, heated to a roiling boil
Coarse sea salt

If you’ve pre-made your no-knead dough and it’s been sitting the fridge, bring it out, separate it into fist-sized chunks and let warm for 20 minutes.

dough

brick cheese

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees (give or take, depending on your oven. On mine, it’s closer to 440 degrees). Bring a 5 quart kettle of water to a hard boil.

Skillet-cook the Italian sausages over medium-high heat until they’re browned on all sides. Let cool slightly.

On a floured work surface, stretch or roll the bread dough into generally rectangular shapes that are slightly longer than the Italian sausages..  Lay a stripe of mustard along the front end, then place the sausage behind it. Stuff pieces of cheese behind this, tucking in tightly. Then pull the sides up and tuck them over the top, then starting from the mustard side, roll the dough into a tight bundle. You may have to stretch it as you go but that’s okay, it’s yeast dough. Make sure the bundles are sealed on all edges. If you’re having trouble getting it to stick, , run fingers under cold water and then rub the seams.

With a slotted spoon, lower two of the dough bundles into the boiling water for about 8 seconds. All sides should be submerged – if not, flip the pretzel and let the other side boil too. Remove from water and place on a baking tray lined with parchment and sprinkle them with the salt. At this point you could also add toasted garlic or chile flakes if you wish.. Repeat with the remaining two pretzels.

Bake for 30-35 minutes, until dough is puffed and golden brown.  Serve with a bowl of the mustard, or (if you’re crazy like me) hot sauce for dipping. Then sit back, watch the game, and enjoy — and don’t ever tell anyone you heard it from a vegetarian!

No-Knead Dough for You’ll-See-What

August 25th, 2009

I almost forgot, you’re going to need this for our journey to the dark side.

rising bread dough

I’ve become a reluctant devotee of the no-knead method.  Of course it’s a lot less work, but the thing is, I have to work even harder to resist the urge to knead the dough.  I like the way it feels, squeezing the air out, knuckling the dough till I’m grazing the wood beneath it, stretching the proteins and delivering a resounding thwack now and then. I’ll always struggle to sit still for traditional meditation, but the rhythmic kneading transports me.  In that space, I understand things. Things about how slow-rise and the universe at large conduct themselves.

But I’m going to have to get my oneness elsewhere because no-knead truly turns out a superior loaf of bread.

(In case you’re interested, it turns out that cheese is not too different. Some of you know I’ve been dabbling in homemade mozzarella and ricotta. My last batch of mozzarella came out chewy and tough. We melted it on pizza – no loss there – but I’m not going to all that trouble for pizza cheese.  Later I talked with Simon the Cheese Guy (the other cheese guy named Simon, the one I don’t live with) at the Wine Merchant. Immeasurably wise and generous with the words, Simon explained that the proteins get tough if they’re overhandled, which sounded awfully familiar. If any of you are making cheese though, know this: unlike bread dough, cheese-in-the-making that’s left alone in its whey for a few days will soften up again).

bread dough balls

But back to the task at hand.  Do this, and then after the first rise, zip it up in a plastic bag and store it in the fridge. Gently deflate it every day or two – but it’s not going to be there that long. At any rate, it will straddle the fence this-side of pleasantly sour for about a week, and then, ready or not, you’ll have to use it up.

flour in bowl

No-Knead Bread Dough for You’ll-See-What
2 cups white or bread flour
1 tablespoon semolina or whole wheat flour
1 teaspoon sugar
1 1/4 teaspoons fine sea salt
1 ¼ cups cool water (68 degrees if you’re measuring; otherwise cold tap is fine)
1 ¼  teaspoons instant yeast
1 tablespoon olive oil

In a bowl, combine the flours, the sugar and the salt and stir to distribute evenly. I find that it’s useful to employ a whisk at this point to thoroughly combine ingredients without packing them down too much.

Place one cup of the water in another bowl and sprinkle with the yeast. Allow to sit for one minute only, then stir well. Immediately stir in the olive oil and then pour this mixture into the dry ingredients. Stir with a large wooden spoon, then, using hands, gather the ingredients and mix till a dough has formed. The dough should be wet and sticky while holding its shape – if it’s too dry, add a bit of the reserved water until the right consistency is achieved. Go ahead, gently work the dough, pushing and pulling the dough to stretch and fold it. You know you want to. But after one minute, and not a second more, you’re going to have to stop.

Let the dough rest in the bowl for a minute, then lightly oil the surface and cover it with plastic wrap or a thick towel. Allow it to sit at room temperature for an hour and a half, then gently squeeze out the air, flattening the mass again. Place in an airtight container or plastic bag and store in the refrigerator.

bread dough in bowl

Food as Feat of Backward Engineering: Curiously Sweet and Spicy Mustard

August 19th, 2009

dripping mustard

Next post, I’m going to surrender every shred of foodie cred I’ve earned.   I’m going down in style and you’re coming with me. This week, then, let’s gather our supplies.  Follow these instructions, and you’ll be set for the apocalypse.

First, we make the mustard.

Some people plan their vacations around spectacular destinations in the natural world, or decadent spa getaways where the week becomes one endless sauna, skin renewing massage and herbal spritzer. Then there’s The Smithsonian, 42nd Street, Tate Modern. Other culturally curious spots are the Salem Witch Trial Memorial, the Glass Bottle Houses, the Tower of Baa, the house-sized representation of the shoe that old lady lived in, and the field of Plexiglas cows lowing halfway between St. Louis and Milwaukee.

But Simon and me? We travel for farms and fondue.  And we brake for mustard museums.

spicy mustard on spoon

This mustard recipe is a home reverse-construction of a wonderfully sweet and spicy mustard that we picked up two years ago when we came to a screeching halt before the Mt. Horeb Mustard Museum. The original mustard was made by a small company called Slimme and Nunne’s, and the mustard varietal, Sweet and Nicely Spicy, is striking stuff.  In fact, though we’d tried a lot of mustard (the shop  would let you sample your way through all 300+ varieties of mustard if you had the time and the stomach for it) we were so stricken that we bought four jars of it.  We wept when we opened the last jar  sometime around Christmas, and this July we took the very long way home from Iowa just so we could pass through Mt. Horeb and stock up on enough to get us through the winter.

Scapes are one thing, but it’s not practical to drive 350 miles for mustard, and I resolved to figure out a passable formula before we polished off the spoils of this last trip. And with this recipe I’ve come pretty darn close. The secret seems to be that it’s more nectar (or, in the store-bought version, corn syrup) than mustard.

spicy mustard cracker

Here’s a quick note on mustard’s health properties (oh, you were waiting for it, weren’t you?) Mustard is a Brassica, and part of the cruciferous family of plants, which means that eating your mustard is almost as good as eating your broccoli. As such, mustard seeds (which is what mustard powder is made of, which is what mustard paste is begot from) contain lots of phytonutrients. I won’t go into which ones, but if you’re interested you can look here. Even if you can’t pronounce them, you’ll still get the benefits of said phytonutrients, and the ones in mustard (and broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts, etc) have been studied for their ability to thwart cancer – both actively and preventatively.

Now, make your mustard!

more mustard shots

The Home Version of Sweet and Curiously Spicy Mustard
1/2 cup dry mustard powder
¼ cup + 2 tablespoons water
¾ cup agave nectar*
½  cup + 2 tablespoons honey*
1/2 cup cider vinegar
pinch of  allspice (maybe 1/8 teaspoon, not much)
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
¼  – ½ teaspoon hot red pepper flakes (I used a combo of Ancho and Aleppo, but I always do)
Two shakes of hot sauce
2 tablespoons cornstarch or tapioca starch
2 tablespoons cold water

* You can use a combination of honey and agave nectar, or you could also probably use one or the other. I use both because the nectar is sweeter and thinner, while the honey adds a consistency that pulls the other ingredietns together.  Also, the scent of the honey holds up against the other, harsher smells, and that changes the palate experience.

mustard in stainless

In a small bowl combine mustard powder and the water and whisk vigorously until well combined and smooth.  Let sit for about 15 minutes. Then, with a spatula scrape the mustard into a small nonreactive saucepan and add the agave nectar and honey. Stir well, then turn heat on medium low and warm slightly. Add the vinegar, allspice, red pepper, black pepper, salt and hot sauce. Stir well and bring to a simmer. Allow to simmer on stove for about 5 minutes, stirring often.

Combine the starch and the cold water in a small bowl and stir until it’s a paste. Add about half of this to the mustard mix on the stove, stir well, and let simmer lightly for a few minutes. It will thicken quickly, and at this point you can judge if you’d like to add more of the starch mixture or leave it as is. Allow it to cool, and place the mustard in jars (this will yield about 9 ounces – a decent sized jar plus some.

If you make a lot of it you could water boil it to seal the jars, but it’s so easy to make that it’s not necessary. Opened jars keep, refrigerated, for about 2 months.

If you make this, I really, really want to know: were Simon and I crazy to drive hazy,  humid, farmland roads to snag a few more jars of this stuff? Or is it as good as it is in our vivid, food-obsessed minds?  What idiosyncratic uses for mustard have you got, and how will you use this one?